House M.D. quotes

I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.

Dr. Gregory House

You ever noticed how many porn sites have "mom" in the domain name? Hot moms, hungry moms, mature moms. That ought to make you feel pretty good

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: I know how to kill a man with my thumb.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Who doesn't?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House