What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
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She married a dying guy. She has issues. You cannot leave her... ever! For any reason, because then you're not just the guy who left her, you're the guy who killed her kids.
16 splenectomies. Pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives.
Hello?... Uh... I don't know what department I want. I need... pants.
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