What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
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Dr. James Wilson: You're just like any other patient. Running away from knowledge that won't make you happy.Dr. Gregory House: I'm as happy as a pig in poop.Dr. James Wilson: You're scared the ketamine treatment's wearing off. That it was just a... torturous window to the good life.Dr. Gregory House: What part of "poop" didn't you understand?
It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House.
Dr. Chi Park: Have you ever paid for sex?Dr. Chris Taub: Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex