Dr. Gregory House: That's why you're here? She wants you to keep an eye on me, make sure I don't cheat.Dr. Wilson: No, I wanted to make sure you don't start firing shots from the clock tower.
Dr. Gregory House: Motives for murder.Thirteen: House, it was a suicide. The police have already investigated.Dr. Gregory House: They investigated what they saw, not what they didn't saw. Talk to friends, classmates, pizza delivery guy. And draft Foreman. He can make calls through his tears.Thirteen: No.Dr. Gregory House: Is that "No, I'm not calling my boyfriend, who apparently called my boss instead of me to say he wasn't coming in?" cause it's really not fair to have that much subtext in one syllable.Thirteen: We all want to know why Kutner did it, but we're not gonna waste time chasing ghosts.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: What are you doing?Dr. Gregory House: "No, Mr. Bond - I expect you to die."
Dr. Gregory House: If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Make it two.Dr. Gregory House: Bitch.