Dr. Gregory House: That's why you're here? She wants you to keep an eye on me, make sure I don't cheat.Dr. Wilson: No, I wanted to make sure you don't start firing shots from the clock tower.
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, that's enough about the volleyball player. What's up with the farmer?Dr. Eric Foreman: What farmer?Dr. Gregory House: Snakebite guy.Dr. Gregory House: Oh, right, you guys don't know about him. He doesn't get bitten until three months after we treat the volleyball player. Luckily, it's been well established that time is not a fixed construct.
Dr. Eric Foreman: This novocaine will numb you for the lumbar puncture. Sorry this has to be so public, Mary.Mary Carroll: Normally, I'm in a bathing suit with 5,000 people staring at my butt. I can block this out.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.