Deadpool : Is this Heaven?Vanessa : Now it is.
Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.