Dopinder : Oh, I shit my pants.Deadpool : Actually, that may have been me.
Black Tom : I'm Black Tom Cassidy.Wade Wilson : White Wade Wilson.
Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.Weasel : Isn't that Canada?Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
