Dopinder : Oh, I shit my pants.Deadpool : Actually, that may have been me.
Deadpool : Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up.Deadpool : Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is so not practical.
Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.Deadpool : No, you did it for me.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : You did.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.Cable : Say it again.Deadpool : You did it for me.Cable : Jesus.
Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
