Deadpool 2 quotes

Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.

Wade Wilson

Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Is this Heaven?
Vanessa : Now it is.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson