Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
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Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa : My IUD.Deadpool : ...A bomb?Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.
Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.Weasel : Isn't that Canada?Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.