Deadpool 2 quotes

So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs.

Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.
Vanessa : My IUD.
Deadpool : ...A bomb?
Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.
Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?

Cable, Wade Wilson