Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa : My IUD.Deadpool : ...A bomb?Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.
Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Firefist : What do you say we go fuck some shit up?Juggernaut : Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.
Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.