There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
Read more Carolyn Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.
That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
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