There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
Read more Carolyn Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
You better watch yourself, Jane, or you're going to turn into a real BITCH, just like your MOTHER!
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.