American Beauty quotes

It's just a couch!

Lester Burnham

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Lester Burnham

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.

Lester Burnham