That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!