That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee.