American Beauty quotes

Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

Carolyn Burnham

My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.

Ricky Fitts

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Lester Burnham