Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
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That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.
I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
You better watch yourself, Jane, or you're going to turn into a real BITCH, just like your MOTHER!
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