Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee.
Oh, I'm in trouble!