I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
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Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Brad Dupree : Got a minute?Lester Burnham : For you, Brad, I've got five!
Will someone please pass the fucking asparagus?
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