I feel like I've been in a coma for the past ...

I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.

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From: American Beauty

American Beauty quotes

I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.

I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.

Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!