Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
Ricky Fitts : Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.Colonel Frank Fitts : Well, me too son. Me too.
My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.