Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
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It's just a couch!
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.
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