American Beauty quotes

Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!

Lester Burnham

That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.

Lester Burnham

Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.

Lester Burnham