It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
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Ricky Fitts : Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.Colonel Frank Fitts : Well, me too son. Me too.
Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!
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