American Pie quotes

I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.

Jim Levenstein

Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.
Finch : Single malt?
Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Nadia

Jim : Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a mermaid dude.
Jim : Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.

Jim Levenstein