She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
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Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a cartoon, dude.Jim : She's a hot cartoon.Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Dude, is there anything you don't jerk off to?Jim : Of course there is. C-Span.
Jim : Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a mermaid dude.Jim : Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.
Jim : Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?Kevin : You want to take this one?Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Like warm apple pie.Jim : Yeah?Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Yeah.Jim : Apple pie, huh?Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Uh huh.Jim : McDonald's or homemade?