She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
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Michelle : What's my name? Say my name, bitch!Jim : Michelle! Michelle.
Jim's Dad : It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.Jim : Right.Jim's Dad : It's not a game.Jim : No.Jim's Dad : What you want is a partner to return the ball.
I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.
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