American Pie quotes

Michelle : What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim : Michelle! Michelle.

Jim Levenstein

Jim : Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin : You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Like warm apple pie.
Jim : Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Yeah.
Jim : Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Uh huh.
Jim : McDonald's or homemade?

Jim Levenstein

Jim : You have something going tonight, Sherman?
Chuck Sherman : You see that Central chick, Bernette?
Jim , Kevin : No.
Chuck Sherman : She's around. It seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced: the Shermanator.

Jim Levenstein