American Pie quotes

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a cartoon, dude.
Jim : She's a hot cartoon.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Dude, is there anything you don't jerk off to?
Jim : Of course there is. C-Span.

Jim Levenstein

Jim : You have something going tonight, Sherman?
Chuck Sherman : You see that Central chick, Bernette?
Jim , Kevin : No.
Chuck Sherman : She's around. It seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced: the Shermanator.

Jim Levenstein

Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.
Finch : Single malt?
Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Nadia