Finch : So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?Stifler's Mom : Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?Finch : Yes ma'am, I am.
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Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a cartoon, dude.Jim : She's a hot cartoon.Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Dude, is there anything you don't jerk off to?Jim : Of course there is. C-Span.
Jim : You have something going tonight, Sherman?Chuck Sherman : You see that Central chick, Bernette?Jim , Kevin : No.Chuck Sherman : She's around. It seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced: the Shermanator.
Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.Finch : Single malt?Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.