Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a cartoon, dude.Jim : She's a hot cartoon.Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Dude, is there anything you don't jerk off to?Jim : Of course there is. C-Span.
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God... let this be it.
Finch : So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?Stifler's Mom : Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?Finch : Yes ma'am, I am.
Jim's Dad : It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.Jim : Right.Jim's Dad : It's not a game.Jim : No.Jim's Dad : What you want is a partner to return the ball.
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