Michelle : What's my name? Say my name, bitch!Jim : Michelle! Michelle.
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Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.Finch : Single malt?Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Michelle : Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.Jim : What makes you think that I would cum early?Michelle : Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.Jim : Yes I am.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a cartoon, dude.Jim : She's a hot cartoon.Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Dude, is there anything you don't jerk off to?Jim : Of course there is. C-Span.