Pity's all you've got. Pity's your best friend.
Read more Michelle Darnell QuotesFrom: The Boss
My name is Michelle Darnell, and I am the wealthiest woman in America. How wealthy am I? I wanted to come down on a golden phoenix and I sure as shit did it!
I tried a Dorito for the first time last night. It wasn't cheese. It was... cheese adjacent, but not cheese. It was really good!
Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre!