The story is ludicrous.
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Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Dude: Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen.The Dude: Flunking social studies.