Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
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I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
I have also invented some new words. "Confuzzled", which is being confused and puzzled at the same time, "snirt", which is a cross between snow and dirt, and "smushables", which are squashed groceries you find at the bottom of the bag. I have sent a letter to the Oxford Dictionary people asking them to include my words but I have not heard back.
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