I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot.