Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
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Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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