Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
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The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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