Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
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Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.
Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
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