Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
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The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
Recipes are like mathematical equations. Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. I once ate a watermelon bigger than my head, but not all at once.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
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