Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
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Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.