Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
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I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God 'cause it answers difficult questions, like where did the universe came from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm.
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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