The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.
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Mmm, Tootski.
It wasn't even a choice.
Jordan Belfort: I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Some of these girls, you should see them. Oh, my God. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level.Max Belfort: Really?Jordan Belfort: And they're all shaved too.Max Belfort: Get outta here.Jordan Belfort: All shaven now.Max Belfort: Are you kidding me?Jordan Belfort: Yeah.Max Belfort: No bush?Jordan Belfort: Bald. Bald as as China doll.Max Belfort: No bush?Jordan Belfort: No bush.Max Belfort: Oh my God.Jordan Belfort: All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more.Max Belfort: It's a new world.Jordan Belfort: They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down.Max Belfort: Wow!Jordan Belfort: Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.Max Belfort: Wow. New world. See. I was born too - too early.Jordan Belfort: I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.Max Belfort: Really?Jordan Belfort: Yeah.Max Belfort: I don't mind it.