Naomi Lapaglia: Oh my God!Jordan Belfort: Will you marry me?Naomi Lapaglia: Oh my God.Jordan Belfort: Is that a yes?Naomi Lapaglia: Are you sure?Jordan Belfort: Yeah I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah!
My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
See those little black boxes? They're called telephones. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.