Thao Vang Lor: They were going to take me away. They're pissed because I blew my first initiation.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, you're a real pussy for wanting to hang out with that gang. What was your initiation anyway?Walt Kowalski: My Gran Torino?
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
What the hell does everybody want with my Gran Torino?
Sue Lor: There's a ton of food.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.Sue Lor: No worries, we only eat cats.