Thao Vang Lor: They were going to take me away. They're pissed because I blew my first initiation.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, you're a real pussy for wanting to hang out with that gang. What was your initiation anyway?Walt Kowalski: My Gran Torino?
Walt Kowalski: Now go out and talk to him, and it ain't rocket science for Christ's sake.Thao Vang Lor: Yeah, but I don't have a job, a car, or a girlfriend.Barber Martin: Jesus. I shoulda blown his head off when I had the chance.Walt Kowalski: Yeah. Maybe so.
What the hell does everybody want with my Gran Torino?
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."