Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Read more Walt Kowalski QuotesFrom: Gran Torino
Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty.
What are you spooks up to?
Barber Martin: There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.Walt Kowalski: Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.Barber Martin: That'll be ten bucks, Walt.Walt Kowalski: Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.Barber Martin: It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polack son of a bitch.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well keep the change.Barber Martin: See you in three weeks, prick.Walt Kowalski: Not if I see you first, dipshit.