Walt Kowalski: I'm here for a confession.Father Janovich: Oh, Lord Jesus what have you done?
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Walt Kowalski: Now go out and talk to him, and it ain't rocket science for Christ's sake.Thao Vang Lor: Yeah, but I don't have a job, a car, or a girlfriend.Barber Martin: Jesus. I shoulda blown his head off when I had the chance.Walt Kowalski: Yeah. Maybe so.
Thug: How old are you anyway?Sue Lor: Mentally, I'm way too old for you.
