I love Bart as much as you do, Marge, except I don't.
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Marge Simpson: What's that whistling?Homer Simpson: You know what they say in a marriage, don't ask a question you don't know the answer to.Lisa Simpson: Maggie, you can whistle?Maggie Simpson: Lisa Simpson: You're gifted too, maybe more gifted! No, no, I will not get caught in that trap that only one of us is good. We could both be good, like the South Park guys. Except Trey does everything. Trey does everything!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.Homer Simpson: No way, because I'm not dying!Dr. Julius Hibbert: Second is anger.Homer Simpson: Why you little... !Dr. Julius Hibbert: After that comes fear.Homer Simpson: [worried] What's after fear? What's after fear?Dr. Julius Hibbert: Bargaining.Homer Simpson: Doc, you gotta get me outta this. I'll make it worth your while.Dr. Julius Hibbert: Finally acceptance.Homer Simpson: Well, we all gotta go sometime.Dr. Julius Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
Ned Flanders: I really hate to be a snitch.Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.Ned Flanders: Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into my house. It's, uh, taken over the top floor.Bart: It wasn't dad's fault. The ape tricked him.