They say Muhammad Ali was the greatest of all time, but he never fought Cassius Clay.
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.
Bart Simpson: Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast. Oh, she's still here. Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast?Marge Simpson: No way, mister! It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you.
Burns: Uh, Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved.Homer Simpson: I see. Well... I'll need some beer.