Burns: Uh, Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved.Homer Simpson: I see. Well... I'll need some beer.
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Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.Bart: Hello, mother dear.Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Your voice is so gravelly, just like Lauren Bacall.
Horst: Homer, could we have a word with you?Homer: No.Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief, friendly chat?Homer: Noooo!Horst: Once again I have failed.Horst: We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.Homer: NOOOOO!