Homer Simpson: She's gone!Moe Szyslak: And she trashed my bar! No, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.Bart: Thanks, Dad. A part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Bart Simpson: Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentines Day?Homer Simpson: It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentines Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.
Sideshow Bob: Rakes, my arch enemy.Bart: I thought I was your arch enemy.Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside you, Bart.