Honey, you know I don't like it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to see you cry, and the kids seem upset.
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Kirk Van Houten: If you see a tie on the door knob, that means I'm with a lady.Homer: But you don't have a door knob.Kirk Van Houten: I don't have a tie either!
Lisa Simpson: No, this can't be right! They're all horrible!Homer Simpson: Yeah, the Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves, and even a few alcoholics.Lisa Simpson: There must have been a few good ancestors. Grandpa, don't you know any?Abraham Simpson: Not a one! Maybe the nicest was Abigail Simpson, who you know as the Pittsburgh Poisoner.Homer Simpson: If I were you, I wouldn't dig into the past. I lived in some of that past, and I got out for a reason.Lisa Simpson: I won't give up! I have to know that somewhere in the muck and the mire and the Pittsburgh Poisoners, this family had a noble spark, and I will find it! Even if I have to go back to Adam and Eve.Abraham Simpson: Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson, or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.
Shary Bobbins: Hello. I'm Sharry Bobbins.Homer Simpson: Did you say Mary Pop...?Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse