Shary Bobbins: Hello. I'm Sharry Bobbins.Homer Simpson: Did you say Mary Pop...?Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse
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Lisa: I don't think anyone in this family could be capable of murder.Grampa: You never know what people are capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong.
Stupid grocery list, making food into work.
Kirk Van Houten: If you see a tie on the door knob, that means I'm with a lady.Homer: But you don't have a door knob.Kirk Van Houten: I don't have a tie either!