Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.Homer: Okay, I will.
There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!
Candace: I'm pretty fascinating myself. I'm an author.Homer Simpson: I thought you were a pharmacist.Candace: Tennessee Williams worked in a shoe factory.Homer Simpson: You were pretty quick with that fact.