Bart Simpson: Hey, dad. What would you do if you got my ear in the mail?Homer Simpson: I dunno. Feed it to the dog?Bart Simpson: You'll have to wrap it in cheese first.Homer Simpson: Don't tell me how to feed you to the dog!
Carol Berrera: I have been looking at your file, and I'm worried that you're falling behind the other students.Bart Simpson: I'm troubled, Ma'am. I need a firm but pretty hand.Carol Berrera: Would you like to have Martin Prince tutor you?Bart Simpson: No! Last time he went to my house, he talked about bird watching all day. Even my mom got sick of it, and she loves boredom.
Homer: This is it. The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in, I'll have to quit drinking.Homer's Liver: YAY!Homer: Shut up, liver!
Mr. Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel.Mr. Burns: Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.Lisa: There's a can.