Homer: This is it. The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in, I'll have to quit drinking.Homer's Liver: YAY!Homer: Shut up, liver!
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Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.Marge Simpson: Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the country?Homer Simpson: Hear him out, Marge.
Lisa Simpson: Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect... What can you do?Marge Simpson: Some things will be handled at a later date.Lisa Simpson: If at all.
Marge Simpson: You liked "Rashomon".Homer Simpson: That's not how I remember it.