Marge, if you were married to DaVinci, would you tell him not to DaVinch?
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Alright, let's see. Ew, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill? What the hell is that?
Marge Simpson: It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.Lisa Simpson: Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil.Bart Simpson: And I'll have been on every continent.Lisa Simpson: Except Antarctica.Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.Homer Simpson: Next year. This year, Brazil.
Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!