Homer: I'm just trying to buy that Stairway to Heaven Jesus sang about.Ned Flanders: That was Led Zeppelin.Homer: Go back to your bong, hippie!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming.
Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?Homer Simpson: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.Kent Brockman: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.Kent Brockman: Well, touché.
Yeah, my dad left when I was most vulnerable: the day after mom left.