Sylvia: My horoscope told me I would meet the man of my dreams today.Homer Simpson: Well, a horoscope wouldn't lie to a pretty lady.
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Alright, let's see. Ew, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill? What the hell is that?
Grampa: Too bad, you ain't getting' it!
Bart Simpson: Dad loves Ultimate Punching more than I do. Tell her, dad.Homer Simpson: Ultimate Punching is immoral and dangerous. Many studies confirm what your mom just said.Bart Simpson: Wait a minute.Bart Simpson: Chocolate, frosting, cherry... She got to you! With a piece of Bavarian chocolate cake!Homer Simpson: It wasn't just a piece, it was the whole cake! Frosting like snow, on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!Bart Simpson: At least you didn't come cheap.Homer Simpson: I couldn't help it! She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!