Lisa Simpson: Michael, why didn't you tell him the truth that it was an accident?Lisa Simpson: It was an accident, wasn't it Michael?Michael: Don't ever ask me about my business, Lisa.
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Homer: Who are you?Leon Kompowsky: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson from The Jacksons.Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you have just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and The Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures. See you next week. Peace, man!
Bart: Join us tomorrow and everyday until the curfew is lifted as we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.Homer: Well, at least they've already done me.Bart: And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.Homer: D'oh!