I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!
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Bart Simpson: Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.Principal Skinner: Well... maybe it was for the best.
Stupid grocery list, making food into work.