Bart Simpson: Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.Principal Skinner: Well... maybe it was for the best.
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Steven Wright: I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.Homer Simpson: I don't get it.Lisa Simpson: Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.Homer Simpson: I still don't get it.Lisa Simpson: It's just a joke.Homer Simpson: Oh, I get it! I get jokes!
Marge: Homer! I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?Homer: I thought Smithers did it.Lisa: That would've made a lot more sense.
Homer Simpson: Don't you have school?Bart Simpson: Don't you have work?Homer Simpson: Ah, touche.