Homer Simpson: Hey these freaks do a lot of cool stuff, cookouts, bowlingLisa Simpson: Maybe you should lead Bart's tribe?Homer Simpson: You mean like some sort of madman?Lisa Simpson: Ideally noHomer Simpson: I'll do it!
Homer Simpson: Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.Marge Simpson: You mean Frank Grimes?Homer Simpson: Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?
Well, guess what, cool people! Parents are supposed to be lame. That's so their kids have something to rebel against and be cool long enough to get married and have kids for whom they are lame. It's nature's way.
Homer Simpson: You workin'?Benjamin: Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...Benjamin: cyborgs...Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.