Bart: I want to be emancipated.Homer: Emancipated! Don't you like bein' a dude?
Bart Simpson: It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.Homer Simpson: Patty and Selma are dead? Whoo hoo! Double funeral!Bart Simpson: Dad, before you jump to any conclusions...Homer Simpson: Oh, please tell me they suffered.Homer Simpson: G-G-G-hags!
Marge Simpson: I want every table to have two baskets of bread but only one plate of butter. That will stimulate conversation.Homer Simpson: What if we...Marge Simpson: There is no "we" in "wedding"!Homer Simpson: But there is, Marge, the first two letters!Marge Simpson: I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!
Honey, you know I don't like it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to see you cry, and the kids seem upset.